Author: Coopster5000
Rating: PG-13 for language
Disclaimer: Based on the T.V. show Parental Control on MTV. Buffy the Vampire Slayer is the property of Joss Whedon/Mutant Enemy.

"Alright Amy Madison you are our last candidate, so show us what you got," smiled Ira as he leaned back in his chair.

"Well I'm in cosmetology so my hair color changes every month..."

"Great another freak," whispered Ira into Sheila's ear.

"....I have both of my nipples pierced and I've acted in porn once," said Amy as she ended her little autobiography.

"So why should we pick you?" Asked Ira.

"Well if your wife don't mind I can show you right now on that desk," grinned Amy as she sucked on one of her fingers.

"Alright Miss Madison I think we have enough information," snapped Sheila, "please show yourself out."

"What eva..." replied Amy as she sauntered out of the room.

"Do you honestly think anyone of these women can date our little Willow?" asked Sheila with a frown.

"I know at least one of them can," said Ira as he flipped a book open with photo ID's of all the women who tried out. "Her," he pointed to a picture. "I pick her."

"Really? Her," Sheila gave a confused face before flipping the pages of the book to find the right girl for her daughter. "I chose her." she pointed out a picture that they both agreed on then closed the book.