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The Wiccans Grim

Author: Trista
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Buffy the Vampire Slayer characters are property of Joss Whedon/Mutant Enemy.

So when Willow was talking to Faith the next night Faith asked, "Have you ever noticed how hot Fred is?"

"Not really," Willow said. "Tara's much hotter."

"I think Fred likes me," Faith said.

"Are you sure?" Willow asked. "How do you even know she's gay?"

"Don't worry," Fred said, "I am gay."

"Oh," Willow said. "Is there anyone in this story who isn't gay?"

I'm not, the author said.

Just then Spike jumped out of a tree right in front of them.

"Where do you think you're going?" Spike asked.

"To find Tara, duh," Faith said. "Haven't you been following along with the story?"

"No," Spike said, "I can't read."

"You look familiar," Faith said. "Have we met before?"

"Yeah," Spike said, "in season seven you tried to sleep with me."

"I thought you were gay," Willow said.

"Oh I am," Faith said. "Couldn't you tell I was hitting on Buffy in season three?"

Then even more vamps jumped out of the trees, and since Willow, Fred, and Faith had no weapons to defend themselves with they were forced into a very small cage together.

"What are you going to do with us?" Fred asked.

"I'm going to sacrifice you guys to the vampire gods, so I can get my Dru back."

"Oh," Faith said, "how romantic."

So when it was day time Willow, Fred and Faith were playing cards, when a man with a black hood over his face came over to the cage and started unlocking it.

"How did you get the keys?" Willow asked.

"It's daytime, isn't it, so Spike and his gang couldn't follow me into the sun," the man said. "Come with me." He took off his hood to reveal his face.

"Oh my god," Fred asked, "Gunn is that really you?"

"Yes," Gunn said, "it's me."

"Where are we going?" Willow asked.

"To Wolfram and Hart, it's no longer a law firm, but a place of good."

"That's good," Faith said. So when they made it to Wolfram and Hart that were greeted by Angel.

"Angel," Willow said. "Long time on see, how long has it been?"

"A while" Angel said. "Not since season four of 'Angel'."

"So what's our plan of action?" Fred asked. "And how many chapters 'til this stupid fairy tale is over?"

"It's not stupid!" Willow said. "We all love this story so much, right Faith?"

"Right," Faith said, "I am having so much fun."

"What's with you?" Fred asked.

"It's the author," Willow said. "If she hears you call this story stupid, bad things will happen."

"We're going to wait for night," Angel said, "So I can join you on your quest for Tara." So that night they set out into the forest of the valley...

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