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The Wiccans Grim

Author: Trista
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Buffy the Vampire Slayer characters are property of Joss Whedon/Mutant Enemy. Based on Little Red Riding Hood.

So the very same night from Slut Mt. (as Willow and Tara called Faith's lair), Willow said, "Hey, let's stop here." Willow pointed to a store called Goodies-o-rama.

"Why?" Tara asked.

"Because my grandpa Giles is so upset that he had to quit being a Watcher and stop helping people, I want to cheer him up with some goodies," Willow explained. "He doesn't live far away from here."

"That's nice of you," Tara said. "Let's go inside."

It was the middle of the night when Willow picked a basket of banana nut cookies for Giles.

"Man," Tara said, "could you have taken any longer?"

"Yes," Willow said. "Banana nut is Giles's fave type of cookies."

They left the shop, and Willow said, "Let's go make camp before all the weirdos come out."

"Um," Tara said, "we're out here, remember?"

"Yes," Willow said, "so we must be weird."

"Damm right," Tara said, and they broke into a sea of giggles.

When they stopped to make camp, a dark figure said, "Is that blood I smell?" The figure stepped out of the shadows and said, "Name's Spike, please don't run, I'm tired and I prefer to kill you guys quickly."

"As if," Willow said, and pulled her hair back to ravelled a chain of garlic.

Spike hissed and said, "Don't worry my pretties, I'll get you and your li'l kitten too," and he slunk back into the shadows.

"How'd he know I have a kitten?" Willow asked.

"He must be psychic," Tara said.

"More like psycho," Willow said. Tara started to laugh her head off.

"You're beautiful when you laugh," Willow said.

Tara said, "You're not so bad looking yourself." Tara leaned closer to Willow for a kiss.

"You're a good kisser," Willow said.

"So are you," Tara said.

Little did thay know, but Spike was watching them. "Very interesting" Spike said.

The next night thay made it to Giles's house. Willow knocked on the door.

"Come in," came a low-pitched not-at-all-Giles voice.

"My, grandpa," Willow said, "what wrinkly skin you have," clearly seeing though Spike's Giles mask.

"Well grandpa's had a li'l work done," Spike said.

"Grandpa, I have a suprise for you," Willow said. "Close your eyes."

'Perfect,' Spike thought, 'they don't suspect a thing!' So Spike closed his eyes, and Willow handed him her garlic necklace!

"What the bloody hell!?" Spike screamed with pain. Spike saw he had the garlic necklace in his hand. "Ahhhhhh!!" Spike yelled. Willow grabbed a stake and rammed it into his hart (ha, get it, 'hart,' you know, wolfram and hart?).

"Another one bites the dust," Tara said.

They heard a noise coming from the closet thay opened the door to see Giles bound and gagged! They untied him and Giles said, "Thank you both so much." He looked at Tara and asked, "Who are you?"

"I'm Tara, I'm also Willow's girlfriend."

"I wouldn't go so far as girlfriend," Willow said. "Anyway, I brought you some goodies."

"Just like Red Riding Hood," Giles said.

"Who?" Willow asked. "Never heard of her!"

"Thanks," Giles said.

"You're welcome," Willow said.

The next day thay set out again.

"What do you think will happen next?" Willow asked.

"Whatever the author writes, I guess," Tara said. "As long as I'm with you!"

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