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The Wiccans Grim

Author: Trista
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Buffy the Vampire Slayer characters are property of Joss Whedon/Mutant Enemy.

Well the next day Willow and Tara where walking when a high-pitched cheerleader popular-like voice said, "Come closer to me, my children."

"Oh no," Willow said, "Buffy must have been following us this whole time!"

"No you dork!" the popular voice said. "Just come here!"

So they stepped closer to the voice; the next thing they saw was a blonde girl chatting away like the cheerleader she is (or was) on her cellphone. And she was all like, as if, and, I'm all like, well believe it sister, then the blonde saw Willow and Tara.

"Yeah Cordy I'll have to call you later."

"Whatca want?" Tara asked.

"Alakzam allakcow, a cow you now will be," the blonde said. Just then Tara turned into a cow!

Tara said, "This is sure going to ruin my summer, turn me back!"

"Not until your true love kisses you," the blonde said. "My name is Harmony and I'm the the valley girl of the south, perhaps you've met my sisters Anya, Buffy, or Dawn?"

"Unfortunately yes," Willow said.

"Well I could have stayed with my sisters, but they kicked me out, so now I spend my days turning people into cows," Harmony said.

"Doesn't sound like the feel-good movie of the year," Willow said.

"Come on," Tara said, "let's blow this valley girl stand. Harmony?"


"I thought you turned into a vamp?"

"That's what they want you to think," Harmony said.

"That's great," Willow said. "Next thing you know they'll tell us that one day we all just burst into song or something!"

"Willow," Tara said, "I think you're my true love."

"That's ridiculous," Willow said, "I just met you."

"Don't you belive in love at first sight?"

"No," Willow said, "let's keep going."

Wasn't long before they came upon a castle.

"Maybe your true love is in there," Willow said. "Let's go in."

"Hello?" Willow asked when the door creaked open.

"Can we help you?" came a girl's voice.

"We were just wondering if you could turn my girlfriend back into a human?" Willow said.

"See," Tara said, "you love me, you're my true love!!!"

"Please," Willow said, "I just met you!"

"We should help them!" came a girl's voice.

"Oh please Cordy, they're humans!" came another girl's voice.

"Whatever Halfrek, I'm going to help them!"

"That boyfriend of yours has turned you into one of them!"

"That boyfriend has a name!" Cordy said. "It's Xander!"

"Um, excuse me," Willow said. "Are you going to help us or not?"

"Yes," Cordy said, "here is a map to the Good God's house, although she's a goddess not a god."

See there you go again Cordy, if you were still working as a musical demon working for Sweet this would never happen!"

"Thanks," Willow said.

"You're welcome," Cordy said.

"Man," Willow said, "what a bunch of demons. It says on the map to follow the black brick road."

"That's not at all the Wizard of Oz," Tara said. They followed the map until....

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