Author: JustSkipIt
Rating: PG
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Disclaimer: I own none of these characters nor do I own Survivor. And believe it or not, I also don't own any small islands. On the other hand, this island is fictional so let's say I own it. I'm making no money from this fiction and intend no copyright infringement.

Harry stands by the Survivor Early Show set with Richard next to him. The older man is dressed like a typical politician in a suit and is smiling into the camera. "Welcome, Richard Wilkins," Harry greets the Survivor cast-off and shakes his hand.

"Hi, Harry, glad to be here," Richard answers.

"We're here with the seventh cast-off from Survivor - Ash Island," Harry intones. "Richard, how was it being on the island?"

"Well, Harry," Richard says, "it's harder than I can describe. Not just because you're on an island with no shelter or food. It's also harder because you're there with a bunch of people you don't know and who will cut your throat for a dollar."

"That's quite an attitude," Harry responds.

"It's the truth," Richard tells him.

"It's no secret from watching the show so far that you didn't really get along with Faith," Harry says.

"You know, Harry," Richard responds, "when you go on this type of show, you are presented with a lot of different people. Some are people you can get along with and respect and some are less respectable."

"That sounds like a very nice way to say you don't like her," Harry jokes.

"You could say that," Richard agrees.

"Yet it was Kendra who manufactured your exit," Harry suggests.

"Those girls think with one brain," Richard says, "if Kendra did it, Faith and Tara were behind it."

"Did you have any inkling that you were going to be voted off?" Harry asks. "It seemed like a surprise for you."

"Harry," Richard answers, "it was a complete surprise for me. I had no idea that Joyce and Buffy knew each other at all, let alone that they are mother and daughter."

"And it wasn't a pleasant surprise for you," Harry leads.

"You know," Richard answers, "going on one of these shows, you expect people to lie to you. I was just caught way off guard about this particular one."

"Ok," Harry says, "that's Richard Wilkins, the seventh person voted off Survivor - Ash Island."