The Adventures of Miss Kitty Fantastico

Author: Vamp_fangs
Rating: PG to PG-13
Disclaimer: All Buffy the Vampire Slayer characters belong to Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy.
Summary: Adventures of a kitten known as Miss Kitty Fantastico and her mommies, Willow and Tara.

Once upon a time there was a small black and white kitten who was locked up in a large gray building hidden behind barb wire fences. Now, this kitty is a smart kitten, she knew she could escape from this place if she were chosen by humans from the outside. There were other humans that wandered around but they never picked her. Even when she puffed out her chest and made her green eyes big and bright.

One day after she had finished her meal, two female humans entered the room. Their arrival caused an uproar among the other felines. The kitty shook her head and hurriedly cleaned her paws and face before rushing to press her nose into the mesh that closed her in to catch a closer look at the traveling humans. They had just passed the first block of cells. They kitty sighed and sat back on her haunches. They're gonna be a while... She thought as she gave her paw a lick and hoped that the humans would stay long enough to appoach her cage.

After a few minutes, the redheaded female rushed towards the little black and white kitten, pointing excitedly, looking back at the blonde. "Oh, look at this one, Tara!" She exclaimed. "Can we have this one?" The blonde moved closer with a grin on her face.

"Honey, I thought we agreed we wanted a sneaky kitten."

A sneaky kitty? Are you kidding me? I'm the sneakiest! I invented sneakines! The kitten thought, flattening herself onto the floor. She slowly and quietly moved into a circle. Laughter filled the blonde's face.

"Very sneaky!" The redhead hopped happily. "So can we? Then we could name her Miss Kitty Fantastico like you wanted and feed her kitty kibble and buy her squishy, squeaky toys and drive her crazy with catnip and then I can stop being the only one who plays with the tassels..." Willow quieted, noticing the half-grin on her girlfriend's face and the quizzical gaze on the kitten's. She pouted and crossed her arms, "You're supposed to stop me when I do that."

"But it's so cute." Tara replied, recieving a raspberry from the redhead. "Fine. We'll adopt her." The blonde's half-grin turned into a full blown smile as the redhead squealed and wrapped her arms around her waist. The kitten sat up straighter and purred quietly. Ready or not, here we go!

The kitten, now dubbed Miss Kitty Fantastico, trampled over the mounds that surrounded her bed and fell. She heard laughter and glanced at the source of the laughter. Returning to her upright position, she scowled at her mommies.

"Look how happy she is." Tara smild, wiggling her fingers in greeting to the kitten. Miss Kitty turned around and strutted over to a large pile of squishie, squeaky toys. "You spazzed out at PetBuy, didn't you?"

"Maybe a little." Willow sheepishly replied, ducking as Tara swatted her leg.

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